Bad Hair Day?

Why would you ever do that to your hair? Honestly buy a dang brush, it's not that hard. It looks like there's a freaking animal hanging out of the back of this person's head. This is not okay. Only somebody in Iowa would do this to themselves.. It looks like something from Star Wars, like Chewbacca ran away and hid on this person's face. This is the definition of a scrub. Why would you let your hair get that nasty? I've seen homeless people with better hair.I love how there's just this random scrunchie chillin in the middle of this rat's nest. It's not even holding the hair together. I think the hair is permanently greased into this ponytail. How can you grow that much hair in the back, but hardly any at all on the top? This scrub looks like a sea monster that escaped the ocean. My little brother, and sister, saw this. She thinks she looks like Rapunzel,  but my brother says she looks more like a wicked witch. I'm gonna go with the wicked witch one. It's pretty much matted together forever at the bottom, yum. This has got to be against the health code of Walmart, hopefully. I wouldn't really call this a mullet, it's more of a tail. A nasty, matted together, greaseball, beaver tail; This picture really makes me want to throw up in my mouth. I'm never buying food, that doesn't come with a seal on it, from Walmart ever again. Remember that blog I had about the pick-n-sniffer, you know, the lady with the lady with one hand in her pants and one up her nose? Yep, she was from Iowa too. Not everyone from Iowa is a scrub though, I promise.

Buttfloss

Personally, I think people that have their thongs hanging out of thier pants look skanky. I mean face it, it's not cute to let everyone know your barely wearing any underwear. Especially when it's really tight, and squeezing their fat everywhere. That's nasty. It kind of looks like her pants are just falling off, but at the same time it looks like it was meant to be hanging out of her pants. Thongs are not supposed to be seen outside of  your pants, it makes you look super skanky. It really looks like she pulled her shirt up far enough so that everyone could see her thong hanging out.  She's definitely attracting attention to herself, but i doubt it's the kind of attention she's looking for. The woman behind her looks pretty interested in her sense of style. You would think that it would be a little uncomfortable to have it pulled up that high. It's like a giant wedgie times 2. I honestly have no more words for this..

Skankin' It

Don't you just hate skanks? They're just so.. skanky. They stink and have greasy hair. It's really bad when you're sitting in your desk, and you're somewhat close to a skank, and you can smell them all class period. Then there's the greasy, noodley looking, hair. It's all stringy, but all clumped together at the same time; and the top of their head looks kind of wet, but you know it's not.  The number one thing I hate about skanks is their bad breath. They can be sitting in their seat talking a decent distance away, and a huge wave of nasty breath just washes over you. It's disgusting. Why should I have to suffer for them not knowing any personal hygiene? Worst of all there's the people that pick-n-sniff. Like the lady in this picture, she's checking her skank level. Maybe it's time to shower, or maybe not quite yet. How can you even stand living in that stench? Don't you think it would get to be a little too much after a while, or would you just get used to the smell? Even if you could ever 'get used' to smelling bad, why would you want to? I definitely wouldn't want to known as 'that one skank.' It's not even hard to stop being a skank, just shower, maybe brush your teeth if you're up for it, simple as that. I guess I don't understand how you could just sit in your B.O. all day everyday, and not have a problem with it. How can you be comfortable going out in public smelling like dirty diapers? Personally, I would feel completely disgusting, I wouldn't be able to handle it. Even morning breath grosses me out. I just don't get skanks in general, just take a freaking shower.

Stupid Americans

Some people are just really stupid. Yeah, i poop yellow and blue all the time? It's a natural thing, happens to everyone. The American society keeps getting more stupid. We are behind in school compared to the other countries in the world. A lot of people think that we don't have a chance in competing globally anymore because of the lack of work we do in school, how undisciplined we are. I'm not saying I want more homework, definitely not. I just think that we're stupid. We're too lazy to do our homework, and get good grades that will open doors for us in the future. Our parents don't push us to do our work like Chinese parents do. Chinese parents take control a little too far when it comes to parenting though. I mean, it's working for them, but at some point you have to let them figure out what's best for themselves. Finding the middle ground between American style parenting and Chinese style parenting, would probably be the most effective to help us in school.Chinese parenting is very strict and doesn't give the child much freedom to do anything, or any spare time at all. On the other hand, American kids have loads of free time, and we still don't get our homework done. We are lazy. We have the time to do homework, and still have extra time to hang out with our friends, or watch some tv; but we choose not to do it, and that's why we've fallen behind. We're becoming known as the fact stupid Americans. That's not how I want to be remembered.  You know Americans are stupid when they ask questions like this one. The sad part is, they were probably being serious.

Teen Mom

People today are having kids like there's no tomorrow. Teen pregnancy rates have sky rocketed  in the last ten years. People just keep getting more stupid. If you're really gonna have a kid, you should at least be able to spell "baby". That's red flag that you're not ready to be a parent. If you can provide, care, and give a child everything they need to be successful in life then sure, go for it. But if you're going to bring a child into this world without being able to provide for them, then you're just being selfish. You can't be selfish and have a kid at the same time. If you have a kid, they have to be your number one priority, and I don't think that that's the case these days. People just want to have kids, they don't understand how much work it is to acutally be a parent. It's not like getting a new puppy. You can't give it away if it's not what you wanted. You have to live with this child for the rest of your life.  My mom was a teen mom, and she constantly talks about how much she had to give up. Both of my parents had to sacrifice a lot, and it really cut into their life. They definitley weren't ready to have a kid at that age, but they were at least mature enough to step up and take responsibility for their actions. If you're doing adult things, you should be prepared for adult consequences, and taking responsibilty for your actions is part of growing up. I just think that teens today aren't looking at how having a baby will affect their futures, and they don't understand how much real work it actually is. Once you have a kid, there's no turning back. They're in your life forever, no matter what.  

Typo

Depending on who you're talking to, typo's can change the entire
conversation. Some people can understand what you're trying to say,
but if they're as bad as this one, it's just embarrassing. If you have
a typo in the wrong spot, people could think you're a
pervert. Especially when it happens in a conversation with your
parents. Like this one, it totally changed the direction of the
conversation. An innocent conversation can get turned into something
completely different. There are things like, "We're going to divorce
next month." When you really mean to say, "We're going to Disney next
month." Auto correct almost gave their kid a heart attack.  I think
auto correct is over-rated. If you wanted to type that
word, you would type it. When it auto corrects you, it just takes more
time to go back and change it; if you catch it in time. Most phones
that I know of, don't change the word you type in to a bad word; they
change things like the f word to duck instead. iPhones are opposite,
from what I’ve seen, they change regular words to something perverted,
but that might just be the way the users normally talk and it’s just
predicting.  iPhone users have the
most problem with the auto correct, but it still happens to other
people, and it's embarrassing.

Major Cleavage

Showing your boobs, to your son's friend especially, is sick. He's like what, 28 years younger than her? What was she thinking? There's a line between being a friendly mom, and being  little too friendly of a mom. If I were her kid, and I found out that she was showing my friends her boobs, i wouldn't ever look at her, or my friend, the same again.  I know people talk about how hot someone's mom is, but saying she's hot and actually getting a little look see at her are two completely different things. That's really immature, and morally wrong. Especially if she has a husband, which I'm really hoping she doesn't. If anybody found out about that, everyone would make fun of her son behind his back. What she did is like committing adultery, it's pretty much a sexual relation with someone she isn't married to.  Would she want her kid to be looking at his friend's mom's boobs? I wouldn't. She clearly didn't think through the consequences of her actions. She obviously thought she was just giving the boy a going away present, and not that it would come back around to her and most likely, even worse, her son. I think she could have used a little more common sense. Honestly, what seems right about that? She's like a modern day cougar, except you know, she's showing unspeakable things to her son's friend's. After it's happened once, it's more than likely to happen again. If she was a truly responsible mom, she would have been thinking about what would happen to her son instead of just giving things away to his friends. The moral of the story is, showing your boobs, especially to your son's friend's, is very very wrong. Don't do it.