Bad Hair Day?

Why would you ever do that to your hair? Honestly buy a dang brush, it's not that hard. It looks like there's a freaking animal hanging out of the back of this person's head. This is not okay. Only somebody in Iowa would do this to themselves.. It looks like something from Star Wars, like Chewbacca ran away and hid on this person's face. This is the definition of a scrub. Why would you let your hair get that nasty? I've seen homeless people with better hair.I love how there's just this random scrunchie chillin in the middle of this rat's nest. It's not even holding the hair together. I think the hair is permanently greased into this ponytail. How can you grow that much hair in the back, but hardly any at all on the top? This scrub looks like a sea monster that escaped the ocean. My little brother, and sister, saw this. She thinks she looks like Rapunzel,  but my brother says she looks more like a wicked witch. I'm gonna go with the wicked witch one. It's pretty much matted together forever at the bottom, yum. This has got to be against the health code of Walmart, hopefully. I wouldn't really call this a mullet, it's more of a tail. A nasty, matted together, greaseball, beaver tail; This picture really makes me want to throw up in my mouth. I'm never buying food, that doesn't come with a seal on it, from Walmart ever again. Remember that blog I had about the pick-n-sniffer, you know, the lady with the lady with one hand in her pants and one up her nose? Yep, she was from Iowa too. Not everyone from Iowa is a scrub though, I promise.